Listen. This is a serious issue. No, the A Level + debate camp + college applications + SAT I and II stress is not getting to me. Yes, I’m neurotypical. But you can’t seriously expect me to not think this is some sort of conspiracy theory.
Here’s a collection of Michael Scott moments that spoke to me on a metaphysical level. This is, pardon my White Girl, literally me.
The workload is will be manageable, they said.
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- First of all, priorities.
- Mood.
- Me. And you. Whether or not you admit it.
- Pictured: me in conversation with my Higher Self.
- A literal representation of me acting shocked after I burnout knowing full well I haven’t slept in a week.
- …And then the self-loathing hits.
Same, Michael. Same.
- First of all, priorities.
- Followed by some attempt at an ego-boost
. - But no.
There is. No. Escape. - Self explanatory.
- We’re all just like this.
- But it’s fine.
By Vaneeza Jawad
Editor in Chief